Ebay complaints/lowballers/idiots/etc. (for the lolz)

[crisone]

I also absolutely HATE this one, and I've got it numerous times....

The shoe I have for sale is a size 8.5.

Buyer: "Can you get these in a size [place any size other than 8.5 here]???"

Me: Delete.

Cris.

[akamedaniel]

^ I got something similar, but in the end, I came out victorious.

I was sellin some Air Max's...

Buyer: "The shoes are cool, but I really would want the laces....."

Me: "But I'd rather sell the shoes....but if you offer me, I might just consider....."

Buyer: "I'll give you $40 for the laces......"

Me: "Done......"

So then after, I went on Amazon, and bought the same laces for $2.99, and resold the shoes.

Cris.

Well played.

[id10tech]

Was just asked if I could go lower than $89 for my Ave/Dill Old Skool 8.5

I paid $98 for them. Shop added a $10 Hype price to the sticker.

[crisone]

I'm startin to remember stuff now.....

I was sellin something for $200 shipped, forgot what shoe though.

Buyer: "Would you do $100 for those???"

Me: "Sure, shipping is gonna be $100 though...."

Haha, I felt like a dick, he never responded.

Cris.

[luisnskates]

Sometimes we turn into dicks when we get low balled. I try not to be, but it happens. Makes me wonder if anybody on here ever tried lowballing me on ebay

[crisone]

^ Yup, me too, that was probably the first and only time I was a dick....usually I'm a cool person to deal with, if they lowball, I just say it's too low and thank them.

I just got this one yesterday.......shoe was clearly stated not DS, and he asked, "Are they DS???"

I also hate this one towards me, "Are you Legit???"

Or, "The tracking number you just gave me is not working....." Duh, I just printed the label and the shoe hasn't been picked up yet....

Cris.

[id10tech]

YEAH!!! "Deez legit???"

No dumb-ass - they are fake. You busted me. S-M-FUCKING-H

[DJGuamstyles]

That's why it's pretty important to use your same username on every forum and website, and social media outlet. It helps build your rep, even when going to a new forum.

[crisone]

^ Yessirr.......sometimes randomly in my local area, I'll get, "Yo, you crisuno from NT??" when I use crisuno on ISS only, but then I get, "You crisone from OTWS??", it's cool to see faces behind the username.

Cris.

[id10tech]

That's why it's pretty important to use your same username on every forum and website, and social media outlet. It helps build your rep, even when going to a new forum.

Directed at me?

Here is my newest example of SHIT I CAN'T STAND. Read my description then the Question/Answer at the bottom. Not a long read but a semi entertaining peak into the SHIT I CAN'T STAND!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/251146709080?ss ... 1555.l2649

[DJGuamstyles]

LoL at id10tech...naw, do you use different names on all of your forums?

[id10tech]

Just eBay and HB. Anyway, it allows me to fuck with people like the guy trying to pass off those GR Eras with the bones on them as Syndicate/Vault releases.