Under The Palms

Oh man. Did you know that there's nothing but guys in here? Hehe, someone has to answer it!

I'll take it... at the risk of being called a homo.

If you date Bill (Clinton) you automatically become famous, you get secret service, you get money. You get to travel all around the world and see a bunch of other places you would otherwise not be able to afford to go.

If you date Guam he probably shares your love for sneakers (unlike your girlfriend) and understands why you want to get all the sneakers you do. If you happen to be the same size as him you could even share! haha

I'm going with Clinton on this one though... Financially he brings a lot to the table. Sorry Guam

and since we are on Bill Clinton: Would you rather have sex with Monica Lewinsky or your wife Hillary?

HOMO!!! haha jk
shit can i pick both?? SIKE!!!
i'd pick monica at least she dosent look 80 years old...
shart while bout to smash the girl of ur dreams or look like durring
lol happy thanks giving to all!

i always look like when smashing lol

tupac or biggie

Yeah Monica was a good choice. Hilary would be all like "Do this, you lil' bitch!...now do that!" Monica's like "you want me to put that cigar where?!?...umm...OK! ". And of course they found cum on her dress...it was drippin' off her face. Durrrty gurrrl. The kind you don't take home to mama, which is also the same girls who you don't gotta worry about meeting their daddy's, cause most don't have one. I feel sorry for them girls, hehe.

Oh, and I gotta go with Tupac. Way more influential than Biggie, IMO. There's much more to write about, and show, in Tupac's autobiography. Still waiting for a movie about him!


Would you rather be sick and throwing up, or sick and having diarrhea?

id rather be trowing up diarrhea is the worst...

eat a mouth full of wasabi or a mouth full of chinese hot mustard?

probably wasabi.....i like it more than hot mustard

light a match, blow it out and stick it in your pee hole or in your eye and leave it in for 5 seconds.

dude you are a sick twisted man! However I could handle looking like a pirate for a few months! I mean dude its you dick!!!!

watch the movie Drumline or be stuck in traffic for 3 hours?

dude you are a sick twisted man! However I could handle looking like a pirate for a few months! I mean dude its you dick!!!!

hahahaha yea i know. i was thinking of something and that happened pop up.

hmmmm id have to go drumline....even though i hate nick cannon ive come to realize traffic fucking blows
wear red skinny jeans or walk around with no pants

No pants. Fuck skinny jeans, especially the colored ones. (No offense to the OTWS skinny jeans rockers, just not my style)

Loss of vision or loss of hearing. Go.

0moorad0 wrote:hmmmm id have to go drumline....even though i hate nick cannon ive come to realize traffic fucking blows
wear red skinny jeans or walk around with no pants

Drumline is was legit movie lol.

Loss of hearing cause viewing the world seems more intresting to me than hearing it.

How which way would you like to go out Overdose or Liver Poisening?

OD. I guess it depends on the drug but you might go out having fun and just never wake up.

Aight, one ball or no balls? LOL

haha I think every MAN will agree that it would be waaaaaaay better to have no balls!

1. Not NEAR as much pain when you get kicked/punched/grazed in the sack.
2. No "accidents" that may lead to a + on that lil pee stick.

Have Big Foot stomp all over and tear up your TH x Pendleton Vans or have someone take a dumb inside your Luke Meier Zero Los

That said bear can wipe his ass with my Zero Lo's, compared to my TH x Pendletons!

Walk 10 miles in a pair of Wal-Mart "velcros", or in a pair of Sk8-hi's? Be honest